The Thanksgiving holiday contained a farcical moment after I misread my dinner host’s request for guests to bring hors d’oeuvres to the table and I showed up with horse dewormer.
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Like many of you, I spent much of my time boiling my fruit, scrubbing my milk cartons, debating the benefits of bleach as an aperitif, hoarding toilet paper, cutting my own hair, and bathing in hand sanitizer. The lockdown certainly put a crimp in my dreams and goals, but optimist that I am, I saw it as a quaran-tunity to expand my horizons and deepen my canyons.
December 24, 2019 11:58 p.m. Dear friends, family members, strangers, strange family members, Baby Yoda, and Baby Shark doo doo doodoo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo, Soooooooo that happened… What adventures and experiences filled my calendar in 2019, you ask? I take your question, but would much rather you ask the president of Finland […]
December 24, 2018 6:14 p.m. Ready Player One? Let’s get to this year’s recap!: Dear Evan Hansen, friends, family, unindicted co-conspirators, David Dennison, Individual-1, Bart O’Kavanagh, Scott Free, the Marvelous Ms. Maisel, and old acquaintances Murphy, Will, Grace, Miss Poppins, and most of the Connor family, First of all, let me give a very gracious […]
Written in the wake of the knee-ing given to Nancy Kerrigan at the hands of a Tanya Harding associate leading up to the 1994 Winter Games in Lillehammer, Andy Wasif wrote this song (performed by acclaimed NBC Sports broadcaster Mike Murphy) for the Crazy Morning Crew, WJPZ’s wacky morning radio show in Syracuse, NY. Click […]
Don’t Talk Sports at the Dinner Table, a compilation of the best essays from “Wasif’s World” on Yahoo! Sports on-line magazine ThePostGame, it features all the absurdities of sports and the fans plus how closely sports mirrors life. Click here for your copy
From the “Wasif’s World” page on Yahoo’s on-line magazine The PostGame, the definitive Q&A on the annual tradition of running the Boston Marathon. Click here to read it
His hometown paper, The Sharon (Mass.) Advocate, wrote a feature on Andy Wasif in December 2017 as part of its Local Author Spotlight. Click here to read it
How many times has this happened to you…? Got a problem? We’ve got the solution. The classic infomercial structure and all the tropes are right here in one place in a sketch written by Andy Wasif and originally performed on the Acme Comedy Theater Stage in Los Angeles. Starring:Andy Wasif as GaryChance Levine as DanJim […]
About The Wasif
It was once believed that the Wasif did not exist, but was merely a legend borne of the tales told by seafaring adventurers upon returning from their travels abroad.